Wedding Congratulation Phrases ... wherein Spanish doesn't even listen to it if it's not by Jonathan Coulton.

This week's situation: "You are pretending to Be a nerd."

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Better Than Picard Kirk WAS, But I refuse to discuss my Reasons.

Picard was better than Kirk, but I refuse to talk about my reasons.


Are These glasses totally real! I just Have a very light prescription!

These glasses are totally real! I have only a very light recipe!


Oh, I do not play WoW - I got too addicted to it in the Burning Crusade days.

Oh, I do not play WoW - it became too addicted to it in the days of Burning Crusade.
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