7. I managed to collapse the country's major roads.
8. Ensure that children are circus clowns at traffic lights.
9. I managed to be the president of the world, less than Venezuela and gave
roads, hospitals, homes and even
barracks in all continents. In addition, I traveled around the world, several times, wasting the petrodollars
and giving me a life of King.
10. I managed to convert the west of Caracas in a huge garbage dump and a city
bleak, thanks to my Mayors Barreto and Bernal.
11. I managed to invade 3,500 homes in 8 years.
12. I managed to build 130,000 homes in 8 years although I did not explain how Caldera built
120,000 per year with oil at $ 8.
13. I managed to have 19,000 homicides in 8 years at a rate of 2,714 per year
, more dead than in the last Persian Gulf wars, Afghanistan and Iraq
(here if people are being killed in these wars not peorras).
14. I managed to control my hands on all public authorities and end
Democracy.
15. I managed to insert into the Metropolitan Police to make them Tupamaros and police.
16. I managed not to leave the people to vote in parliamentary
so you can see that with just 12% of acceptanceHospital of the Cubans, who run
from there called Operation Miracle (must be a miracle of destruction) and
which is absolutely forbidden even to step
military and family ....
23. Allowed the Cuban invasion, in all instances and
institutions.
24. FAN and destroyed the army invented a unique service to my
(reserves).
25. I partnered with the Colombian guerrillas, the Hammas
Palestinian and Iranian terrorism and to screw the Yankees.
26. I did not bother the viaduct I
Autopista Caracas-La Guaira, until it fell apart, without anticipating since he took office in January
of 1,999.
27. PDVSA control my cravings and expelled all professionals who could make me
resistance.
28. Producers left the field, which die in the hands of underworld
, guerrilla, etc. and suffer from cattle rustling,
invasions and atrocities, so we must import what occurred here before.
29. We present 100,000 bpd of oil to Cuba by
I feel like, total oil is MINE ...... OK?
30. I directed my lackeys of the CNE, AN and courts that I
prepare the ground for a life presidency.
Bonita Long live the revolution and I hope my vote again for
.
PS: My next accomplishment will be a single TV channel and radio one
see all my comrades eating shit until I die, just like my dear Fidel
.
With great affection for my beloved people complacent, masochistic
bolsiclon
Hugo Chavez.
